Cast
- Steve Howey as Stan Helsing
- Kenan Thompson as Teddy
- Ken Kirzinger as Mason
- Leslie Nielsen as Kay
- Travis MacDonald as Hitcher
- Diora Baird as Nadine
- Desi Lydic as Mia
- Ben Cotton as Fweddy
- Chad Krowchuk as Sully
- Darren Moore as Crazy
- Jeremy Crittenden as Altar Boy
- Twan Holliday as Pleatherface
- Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead
- Lee Tichon as Michael Criers
- Jeff Gulka as Lucky